And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
