It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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