YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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