I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
