had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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