so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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