guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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