Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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