so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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