Dignity is for republicans.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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