...so i touched it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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