This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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