Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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