Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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