She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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