why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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