Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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