he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
50% drunk capacity currently
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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