god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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