On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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