what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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