I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize