You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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