Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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