I hate all girls vehemently.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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