is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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