you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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