Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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