there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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