hotel room ftw
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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