Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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