No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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