im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
