Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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