why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You are the jesus of drinking
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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