I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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