Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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