No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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