hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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