If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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