I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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