Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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