oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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