You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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