do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
