so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize