I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Let's get the cat blown out
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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