shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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