two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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