**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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