YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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