glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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