We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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