I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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