What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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