Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
