I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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