I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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