Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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