Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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